I couldn’t come up with anything exciting to write about, so here’s two things that bug me.

First, Non-Pepperoni Pizza WHINERS.

There’s three kinds of people in the world. Those that like plain cheese pizza (or don’t like pizza at all). These people are usually kids or wacko vegitarians. We don’t care about them. Second, is people that ONLY like Pepperoni on their pizza - no Onions, no green peppers, not a any other CRAPPY topping… pizza is perfect with just pepperoni. I’m this type.  Then finally, the weirdos that like all the weirdest crap you can think of on their pizza. Anchovies, pineapple, vomit… you name, they want it on their pizza.

So, here’s what annoys. Whenever there’s a pizza party, or an event where multiple pizzas are being ordered for a large group, the I-Want-All-The-Crap-You-Can-Think-Of-On-My-Pizza group always wants  90% of the pizzas with all that crap on it. No matter how many people just want pepperoni, they insist that people will like poop on their pizza, and want 90% supreme and anchovies. The number of people that want plain pepperoni is usually 60% to 75%, but that doesn’t matter to the IWATCYCTOOMP people.

After much debate, they usually accept 75% or so with garbage on top, and then get 25% with just pepperoni (the first group of plain cheese lovers is stomped on unmercifully and gets squat). So on an order of 10 pizzas, 7 or 8 are full of stuff that the pepperoni eaters won’t touch.

So, the pizzas arrive. 35% of the people like garbage on top, 65% like pepperoni only, and the pizzas are almost a complete opposite of the market demand.  And what do you think happens?!?!?!?!?!

The MORONS that like all the crap on their pizza take one slice (if that) of their SUPREME pizza, and THREE slices of Pepperoni pizza…

EVERY FREAKING TIME!

So, my rule, if there is a party with pizza involved, is that if you want a pizza with OTHER than just pepperoni, you MUST consume it all and NOT have any pepperoni pizza.  That’s the rule.

 

My second annoyance isn’t that exciting… it’s just that Captchas Suck. A Captcha is one of those annoying box with funky letters in it that stop automated login attempts by making you type in the letters. They’re annoying and the spammers easily defeat them. So, quit using them… Â